Blank Space: Rajon Rondo

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“Blank Space” by Taylor Swift, as intended for Rajon Rondo:

Nice to meet you, I’m Rajon

I could show you incredible things

Rebounds, passes, shoot like shit

Saw you there and I thought

Oh my god

Look at that space, you look like my next assist

Ball’s a game, gotta play…

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New uni, blue and white

I can read you like a Woj retweet

Ain’t it funny, rumors fly.

And I know you heard about me

So hey, let’s be friends

I’ll throw oops, I’ll pass gems

Grab your shoes and let’s go ball

Cuz I can make Monta have it all

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So I’m either going to re-sign

Or I’m taking this down in flames

You can tell me when it’s over

If the trade was worth the pain

Got a long list of x-teammates,

They’ll tell you im insane,

Cause you know I love the playoffs

AND I’M TAKING NAMES

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Cause I’m gonna direct this,

Won’t let it get too far

I’ll leave you breathless

Got a crazy PER

Got a long list of ex-teammates

They’ll tell you I’m insane

But I’ve got a jump pass baby

And I’ll throw your way.

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Scary reads. Crystal eyes

I could show you incredible D

Stolen passes, pretty drives

I’ll make magic for DMC

Time out. Inbounds pass

Throw a lob off the glass.

And the best is yet to come

Oh no

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Screening, eyeing, perfect lanes

Taking zone reads and making them burn.

Rose, Harden, Lillard, Russ

Keep them second guessing like Oh My God

How did he? I get crunk on perfect reads

And you’ll go dunk each time you leap

Cause teammate I’m a godsend dressed like a point guard

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So I’m either going to re-sign

Or I’m taking this down in flames

You can tell me when it’s over

If the trade was worth the pain

Got a long list of x-teammates,

They tell you im insane,

Cause you know I love the playoffs’

AND I’M TAKING NAMES

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Cause I’m gonna direct this,

Won’t let it get too far

I’ll leave you breathless

Got a crazy PER

Got a long list of ex-teammates

They’ll tell you I’m insane

But ive got a jump pass baby

And I’ll throw your way.

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Cuban only wants me if I torch em’

Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn him

Cuban only wants me if I torch em’

Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn him

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So I’m either going to re-sign

Or I’m taking this down in flames

You can tell me when it’s over

If the trade was worth the pain

Got a long list of x-teammates,

They tell you im insane,

Cause I love connect four playin’

AND I’M TAKING NAMES

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Cause I’m gonna direct this,

Won’t let it get too far

I’ll leave you breathless

Got a crazy PER

Got a long list of ex-teammates

They’ll tell you I’m insane

But ive got a jump pass baby

And I’ll throw your way.

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