Lenses are for the lames. The L 7 Weenies. The ones that cry themselves to sleep listening to Transatlanticism on vinyl while they stare out a window and think about [ ... ]
Klay Thompson is excited. His team is tied with the Spurs, he’s playing well, and he just set up his DVR so he can record the series finale of “The [ ... ]
You don’t know me, and we live very different lives. You are an 18-year NBA veteran, a 10-time All-Star, a two-time Gold Medalist, and one of the half dozen greatest point guards to ever pick up a basketball.
Welcome to #HoopCognition, where we discuss important ideas (or cognitions) that would make the NBA a much better place. It's a lot like #HoopIdea on Truehoop, only these are issues that REALLY matter.
“Mom, are you for real right now?” Klay Thompson was steaming, pacing in his room, an empty plastic tub, next to his bed. His mom had just told him that [ ... ]
The following is a real email exchange during the NBA playoffs on May 9th, 2013. (The day that you and our experts will soon find out is a day that absolutely no NBA playoff games are scheduled.)
The second round of the NBA playoffs is underway, featuring some of the most "clutch" performers this league has to offer. Some new faces, some old, but all totally and completely "CLUTCH!"
You heard it. I heard it. We all suffered from it. The woman who was screaming during the Spurs vs. Warriors game last night. I don't know about you guys, but I'm still recovering.
Tyler Hansborough likes country music and asked us if he could review some of the top songs currently being played on country radio. After six voicemails and eleven emails we [ ... ]
A blended and liquid Kris Humphries is the best kind of Kris Humphries because that is the kind that goes down the most easily. Mix him up and put the [ ... ]
Welcome to the first installment of Ballerball’s “The Secret History of Strange NBA Team Names From The Past That People Don’t Seem To Remember.” It looks like the The [ ... ]
The Indiana Pacers are the 3rd best team in the Eastern Conference, have one of the best defenses in the league, and an emerging superstar in Paul George. Despite all of these positives, the Indiana Pacers can’t sell out a playoff home game.
JaVale McGee is a painter and a sculptor and a craftsman and a prophet and his celebrations work in us and through us and reveal to us the secrets of [ ... ]
There’s really no moral to this story at all. I just thought it was an interesting thing that happened. It’ll end and you might be all, “What was the point [ ... ]
Joakim Noah’s bad feet and Andray Blatche’s good feet saw each other in passing in the tunnel after the Bulls win over the Nets on Monday night. This is the [ ... ]
I am incapable of faking it when I don’t like how food tastes. I’ve found this out from friends in recent years. It pissed off a girl once who put [ ... ]
You know how you read a feature sometimes and everything is just consistently too good to be true? This is a fake feature. I didn’t go to Qdoba with Reggie [ ... ]
Let me start by saying: I’m not a Thunder fan. This is important to know. For some strange reason, I was lucky enough to have media access for last week’s [ ... ]
My uncle once told me there’s no better way to introduce yourself to someone than by telling them a secret that will probably make them dislike you. He is a [ ... ]
There’s been this Lakers conspiracy video that’s been floating around and we just want to go on the record and say that it’s complete crap. Because WE ALL KNOW that [ ... ]
Rap Game Corvallis, Oregon. I was in the fifth grade playing Y-League ball with the Muskogee Bulls when they showed up. Seemed like they were from another planet. They had [ ... ]
I once chose Mountain Dew Baja Blast over regular Mountain Dew at a Taco Bell and felt good about it. So, in no way am I perfect either. Coach Taylor [ ... ]
It has been well documented that some NBA players have recently had financial difficulty. Some NBA players have turned to Ebay and Craiglist to sell some of their goods [ ... ]
To: Mrs. Anucha Browne Sanders RE: Our next movie project _____ I’m so happy to hear that you and the League are excited to start production on [ ... ]
Since visiting Israel in 2010, Knicks power forward Amar’e Stoudemire has frequently publicly expressed his interest in Judaism, and revealed his gradual adoption of its rituals and practices. This year, [ ... ]
This weekend, in the midst of all the Madness that March had to offer, we had ourselves a little blowout given to the Toronto Raptors via the New York Knicks. [ ... ]
We went digging in the deepest depths of our photo vault to find some pictures that haven’t been seen by many folks. Let’s take a look. ________________________________________________________ April [ ... ]
Thank you for taking a break from listening to the 20/20 Experience to read this sentence and maybe the ones after it. I’m at the Staples Center for the first [ ... ]
St. Patrick’s Day is just around the corner which means your city streets will be filled with alcoholics wearing these incredibly original “Kiss Me I’m Irish” t-shirts. In today’s 5-vs-5, [ ... ]
Ballerball caught up with Kris Humphries, forward for the Brooklyn Nets. We asked him some questions and he answered them. We should mention, however, that these are all super fake. [ ... ]
On Wednesday, social media was bombarded with reactions to the election of a new pope. One simple puff of white smoke inspired over 7 million tweets, and that number continues [ ... ]
– Exhibiting physical and emotional symptoms following DeAndre Jordan’s dunking assault, last night, Detroit Pistons officials rushed point guard Brandon Knight to seek attention from the same Doctor he visited after Kyrie [ ... ]
In the world of sports and business there is no larger and more important summit than the MIT Sloan Sports Analytics Conference. From humble beginnings, Sloan, as it’s affectionately [ ... ]
My plane was supposed to leave at 8:40 PM CST. The Southwest lady on the PA system tells me to scratch that idea. We’re leaving at 10:10 now. I cry [ ... ]
David Stern is retiring soon and Ballerball has obtained exclusive rights to his post retirement Bucket List. David Stern’s Bucket List 1. Go on Shark Tank. 2. Get Metta [ ... ]
Hands strike and give flowers and groins may no longer take comfort on an NBA floor. —– Upon hearing the news that Oklahoma City Thunder power forward and ESPN Magazine [ ... ]
I’m on YouTube and it remembers me. It knows I’ve typed “Gus Johnson’s Best Calls” before and now it’s got another video titled Morris Winner vs. Oklahoma State it wants [ ... ]
“That’s right. That’s right. Yea. I know. Oh my, oh my. It’s me, it’s me. It’s Nicky Van E.” He’d just walked into JC Penny’s and he was pointing [ ... ]
If you don’t know already, this weekend is the MIT Sloan Sports Analytics Conference. We’re talking about the most popular conference of it’s kind. It is all about the growing [ ... ]
Last week, Reggie Rose, the older brother of Chicago Bulls injured point guard Derrick Rose, made headlines when he criticized the franchise’s roster, telling Chicago media, “It’s frustrating to see [ ... ]
Doug Collins is crying in his glass of Sam Adams and he doesn’t know what to do. Another loss. He unleashed his opinions on the world during a press [ ... ]
NBA players are prime targets for Phone hackers. We’ve obtained a hacked text conversation between Jimmer Fredette and Demarcus Cousins - - ________________________________________________ Text Convo # 1 ________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________ Text [ ... ]
- Hello my friends. I am writing to you with a heavy heart. The months and weeks leading up to today have been difficult and trying for me and only [ ... ]
_______ To: Mrs. Anucha Browne Sanders RE: OMG! How soon can we start production?!! I’m glad to hear you’re onboard with this project. I’ll have a script ready for [ ... ]
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the destruction of B.J. Armstrong and Scottie Pippen and Chris Mullin is Chicago’s reckoning. ——————– It’s my friend [ ... ]
– The Buckle has announced that they are holding a world wide party to celebrate Michael Jordan’s 50th birthday. The party will be located at the Myrtle Beach location of [ ... ]
One by one, the stars of the NBA playoffs were being wiped out by the dark side. Hope is drawing dim as players are struck down by the ugly and powerful Dark Lord Injury.
It’s an unnatural kind of sticky in Memphis and Tony Allen is on a mission so into the Buffalo Wild Wings he walks. It’s a dead Tuesday afternoon and few [ ... ]
I bet Penny’s sad. The Spurs signing Tracy McGrady led my brain down a road I wasn’t planning on walking down. As a kid who wore the 2001 TMAC, [ ... ]
And so it was that the one seed was ours and Kevin Durant didn’t win the scoring title and neither of those things matter at all. ——————– There’s a YouTube [ ... ]
Chandler Parsons fixes his hair in the mirror of the Lacoste store in downtown Houston. He moves each strand with purpose and precision until it is perfectly out of place. [ ... ]
The year was 2013… I knew the journey would be ugly and a thing I’d soon want to forget. My feelings were confirmed when I came to the city lines. [ ... ]
Neil Sacks Vice President, Basketball Operations, Los Angeles Clippers 1111 S Figueroa St. Los Angeles, CA 90015 Al Al’s Woodworking 2785 W. Street Los Angeles, CA 90210 To [ ... ]
Jalen Rose would like you to know he played college basketball for the University of Michigan Wolverines. Jalen Rose’s first name is Jalen and his last name is Rose. Grass [ ... ]
Mark Cuban made headlines recently by saying he would draft Brittney Griner. Ballerball takes a look at other women who played with men and we break down their strengths and [ ... ]
Gregg Popovich was flustered. He was rushing through halftime adjustments inside the visitor’s locker room in Chesapeake Energy Arena much quicker than usual. His penmanship was sloppy and his [ ... ]
In our “Sunny News” segment, it’s been reported that the NBA had itself a big Easter Egg hunt for all of it’s potential Western Conference playoff teams. “It’s great! David [ ... ]
Miami Heat basketball players, welcome to New Orleans! Here’s a guide to celebrating your 28 game win streak in the Big Easy! Getting off the airplane in New Orleans [ ... ]
The Dallas Mavericks are currently tied for the 9th seed with the Utah Jazz and are now only one game behind the Los Angeles Lakers. Seems like the perfect time [ ... ]
Southern California. October. 2012. Jeff Hornacek, 14 year NBA veteran and 1992 All-Star, has a son. His son, Tyler Hornacek, is a Redshirt Junior Setter for the University of [ ... ]
Due to the Miami Heat’s historic winning streak, Ballerball goes deep into our Ballerball archives and remembers other famous NBA Streaks. Number of consecutive days he’s begged his teammates [ ... ]
During last night’s Cleveland – Miami game, something out of the ordinary happened. A fan did this. Via a confidential source, BallerBall was able to obtain the letter [ ... ]
Ballerball has tracked down The Seattle Supersonic’s Mascot, Squatch. Squatch was The Supersonic’s mascot from 1993-2008. We interviewed him at the original Starbucks Pike Street. ____ Ballerball: First of all [ ... ]
Several weeks ago we had the Oscars. Many folks out there use the Oscars as their movie compass, to guide them to the best movies that Hollywood has to [ ... ]
– This is Hendrix burning the guitar. – Everyone on the basketball internet earth is going to write about this. It will be all over SportsCenter and any other highlight [ ... ]
I’ve learned a lot about the NBA in my life. Great teachers like my dad, my high school coach, and Zach Lowe have taught me so much about this game [ ... ]
If you’ve ever seen Daryl Morey in an interview, there is no way you’d think “Man. I bet this dude would totally dominate me at table tennis.” And you’d be [ ... ]
The Chronicles of Redick has begun in Milwaukee and you’d think if there was a three that needed to be hit, they’d put their new toy to use. Nuh-uh. [ ... ]
I know… is there anything this man can’t do? After making history at the Academy Awards and rightfully receiving his 3rd Oscar for Best Actor, news has just been released [ ... ]
The Hamm’s rested on Popovich’s stomach and remnants of once whole Tostitos Scoops collected in salty hills on his chest. Meryl gave no dramatic pause before dropping the Academy’s verdict [ ... ]
Sources close to the situation (my own eyes) have informed me that my wife has selfishly thrown away my Jamal Mashburn Dallas Mavericks Jersey. This is a big blow to [ ... ]
We got the EXCLUSIVE Doctor’s Report given to Brandon Knight after the heavy abuse his ankles took from Kyrie Irving. See video below: Click To Enlarge:
My Saturday night was spent with a turkey sandwich. There was also some basketball going on. I watched just about every bit of every event the NBA subjected me to [ ... ]
Some people hate Valentine’s Day and I get that. It can make people super über aware that they don’t have anybody and then everything’s all sad and mopey and Eeyore. [ ... ]
To: Mrs. Anucha Browne Sanders VP of Original Programming, NBATV RE: Movie pitch for NBATV As the head of Original Programming for the network, I know how busy you [ ... ]
Despite this recent article by Jared Zwerling on ESPN.com, Roger Mason is NOT involved in any way whatsoever with the music industry. This is a fact that is not only supported by [ ... ]
If you forgot to buy your kids Valentines Day Cards to take to school, Ballerball and Nikola Pekovic are here to help you out. Valentine 1 – For Boys! [ ... ]
As a member of the sports media world, Ballerball loves blaming Russell Westbrook for all of the Thunder’s problems - past/present/future. With Westbrook winning the Western Conference Player of the Week and [ ... ]
I wasn’t allowed to play video games as a kid. My dad thought they rotted the brain, so they were gently forbidden* from my house. As result, when I’d [ ... ]
Last Friday, Zach Lowe had a delightful piece on the new 1984-meets-NBA video tracking system present in 15 arenas. STATS LLC, the system’s provider, in an attempt to drum up new business act [ ... ]
Mumford and Sons had just won the Grammy for Album of the Year for their hit folk rock album, Babel. Gregg Popovich sat in San Antonio on his leather L-shaped [ ... ]
The Lakers are in shambles at the moment. What does Ryan Gosling think about that? Let’s manipulate things he’s said in the past and find out. *Note: All quotes came [ ... ]
And on the 8th day, God looked down on his planned paradise, and said I need a caretaker, so God made Hubie Brown. God said I need somebody to deal [ ... ]
JaVale McGee and Firehouse Mustache Wax go together like Gordon Bombay and The Mighty Ducks. The mustache sings and it echoes throughout the Rockies and trains come forth from out [ ... ]
500! – Rick Carlisle wins his 500th game Mavs fans were ready to celebrate Rick Carlisle’s 500th win on Wednesday night as Dallas beat Portland at home. Mark Cuban, media members, players [ ... ]
America’s Bank has issued an apology for the actions of its employee, Thomas. Thomas, whose sole purpose at America’s Bank is to watch a security camera and push a red [ ... ]
MEMPHIS – In what was otherwise an unremarkable game between the Phoenix Suns and Memphis Grizzlies, something extraordinary happened at the FedEx Forum last night. Midway through the 2nd quarter, [ ... ]
The NBA is really trying to become synonymous with high fashion lately. Nick Young is doing them no favors. Or maybe he’s doing them all of the favors. I can’t [ ... ]
I’m going to tell you two stories from last Saturday night. One of them scared me to my very core and the other did not. 1. I watched Paranormal Activity 4. 2. [ ... ]
Kent Bazemore is a rookie guard for the Golden State Warriors who is becoming increasingly popular for his exuberant bench celebrations. See below: He’s even coined the phrase “Bazemoring,” which is [ ... ]
The NBA is ripe with personality and flair. Some of that personality and flair, to date, has not been capitalized on by advertising agencies or the businesses and products they [ ... ]
Big news regarding Dirk Nowitzki – coming from Reddit.com Dirk Nowitzki hasn’t been sleeping much since he’s been in the NBA. The truth is – he’s been celebrating his [ ... ]
We’ve missed Andrew Bogut and it is so good to have him back. This is EXACTLY how we felt when we saw him step on the court last night. *Special [ ... ]
We are so bummed for Rajon Rondo. As bball fans – we are going to miss watching him. So a “Get Well Soon” card was passed around the Ballerball office. [ ... ]
Let’s shout at the NBA League Office for a few paragraphs. LET THE GOD KING OF REDNESS, SIR MATT BONNER OF CONCORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE SHOOT UNTIL HIS HEART’S CONTENT. SO [ ... ]
- Dear Stephen Curry, You should be an All-Star. I think it. My friends think it. The internet thinks it. Everybody thinks it. You are leading a red hot Warriors [ ... ]
Click here for Part 1 The bicycle has been gone for seven months and Little Steven was still so mad. He had loved that bicycle and now Big Clay [ ... ]
As you all may know, the New Orleans Hornets have officially changed their logo and name to the Pelicans. That got me thinking – we haven’t discussed the state of the Hornets [ ... ]
My pal, George Stephanopoulos, has been catching some heat for the following video. Now some people out there want to say that the man in the video is really [ ... ]
Little Steven Supersonic lived in Seattle. He had a bicycle. His bicycle was beautiful. It was green with yellow spokes and it went super fast and he took such [ ... ]
If I can be real for a second, I’m going to start by introducing you to this Kickstarter for a musical involving the NBA. Read on to catch up on [ ... ]
The intense rivalry between the Dallas Mavericks and the Oklahoma City Thunder can be traced back to word: Tribulation. Tribulation. That was the name of their band. It should have [ ... ]
Recent incidences involving former Notre Dame All-American linebacker and Heisman Finalist Manti Te’o have forced Mario Chalmers, starting point guard but we really don’t have positions for the Miami Heat, [ ... ]
When Rasheed Wallace gets called for a foul and the fouled person misses his free throw, Wallace typically shouts “Ball Don’t Lie.” The ball from “Ball Don’t Lie” has decided [ ... ]
ESPN.com recently interviewed Kobe Bryant, the starting shooting guard for the Los Angeles Lakers. You can read it here. It’s a supremely entertaining interview. Kobe was asked a great many [ ... ]
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? I’m Coach Want-It-More and I’m here to give you a little lesson about success in the NBA, starting with LeBron James. LeBron became the youngest [ ... ]
Welcome to another edition of Ballerball’s 5-vs-5 Questionnaire. The San Antonio Spurs are being sued for resting their starters in Miami. Here is the article on ESPN where he compares [ ... ]
Groundbreaking news coming out of Cleveland where it’s reported that… ready for it… The Cleveland Cavaliers might go after the best player available in the 2024. I know it. It’s nuts. [ ... ]
How bout’ those Golden Globes. They were something else. To the ritzy Hollywood type, I’m sure the Golden Globes are something that means a lot to them with their fancy [ ... ]
This is Harold The Security Guard. I don’t care if that’s not his real name. It should be. He looks EXACTLY like a Harold. Where is the eye patched Samuel [ ... ]
SATURDAY, January 12, 2013 at 6:30 pm CT, Gordon Hayward and the Utah Jazz will face Kyle Singler and the Detroit Pistons. Singler had the final laugh the last time [ ... ]
When Ballerball got the opportunity to join the Truehoop Network, I made a promise to myself to no longer ignore a people group that is “starved for attention.” They have [ ... ]
So many pictures get taken at Christmas. Everyone asking you to hold up whatever you just removed from a wrapped up box or tissue paper stuffed sack. Asking you things [ ... ]
Have you seen Chris Paul’s awesome NBA BIG commercial? It’s pretty awesome. Well it turns out that the NBA made another BIG commercial for Amare Stoudemire. Only this one [ ... ]
The square root of a turd is us. - Joe and Gavin Maloof I can’t speak to the accuracy of that statement, mainly because they never said it and I [ ... ]
Hang on, did the NBA really just say “Beal…FTW?” How does that make you feel? For some of the abbreviation savvy folks out there, they just nod in agreement. The [ ... ]
Last night the Houston Rockets had a very impressive victory over the Lakers. We did a Q and A with one of our experts about that game. Instead of focusing [ ... ]
There’s a Little Caesar’s by my apartment I visit with great frequency because I’m lazy and unhealthy and Heaven is a place and the road there is paved with [ ... ]
Ballerball found the exclusive video that the Los Angeles Lakers are passing around to other teams around the league to try and find someone to trade for Pau Gasol. With [ ... ]
YOUR MOVE WADE BOGGS. The walls of Jericho just came down with the sounding of the trumpets. You know why they did? Because of the 4:05 minute mark of this. [ ... ]
I have a buddy who is all about artsy/indie things. He also loves basketball. I told him he can share his thoughts with us. Hold on to your butts… — [ ... ]
It’s time to poll our NBA Experts about the relevant news going on in the NBA. Today’s topic: Contender or Pretender or Avenger — The Los Angeles Lakers: Tyler Parker: [ ... ]
Andre Miller is Pocahontas. I’ll take the long way to that point. I saw Pocahontas when I was 7. My grandma took me and my little sister to the disaster [ ... ]
Twitter is great for a lot of things. Some people use it for expressing their art, some use it to market a brand, and some use it to tell funny [ ... ]
I was strolling around the streets of a suburb – just seeking some hope. The Dallas Mavericks appear to be a playoff-less basketball team for the first time in my [ ... ]
Concrete jungle where Damien Lillard strolls up to you and shouts, “THIS. IS. PORTLAND.” Then he kicks you down a never ending hole of heartache and depression. This is a [ ... ]
Avery Johnson has a lot of free time now. Time he could use to accomplish his New Years Resolutions. Here are some he should consider. - Be the new voice [ ... ]
Jason Gallagher and Tyler Parker joined forces to create the boldest NBA predictions you will see about the year 2013. MARK IT DOWN! — -For the first time, a rookie [ ... ]
Shawn Marion and I really only have one single thing in common. Neither one of us get our props. The difference is that Shawn Marion actually deserves his props. He [ ... ]
When the big news on the Brooklyn Nets came in yesterday, we felt that we owed it to the people to gather our expert’s opinions on the matter. Recap: Avery [ ... ]