During my early morning, pop-culture catch-up, I stumbled upon some article informing me that Sinead O’Connor was a great influence on Miley Cyrus. I got to thinking “I don’t care.”
But then… I was doing my mid-afternoon, NBA Google image catch-up, and it hit me. Miley Cyrus failed to mention the most obvious influence on her career, Dirk Nowitkzi.
How? THE TONGUE.
Just look at all the tongue moves she stole from Dirk. This is really important stuff here, guys.
The “Get-On-My-Level” Tongue
The Side Tongue
The Trophy Tongue
The Subtle Tongue
The “I’m on the Ground. Deal With It” Tongue
The “Catching Raindrops. NBD” Tongue
The “No YOU’RE Stupid” Tongue
The Sleepy Tongue
The “I’ve Gone Completely Insane” Tongue
The “Hungry. Please Feed Me” Tongue
The “Look at How Silly I am” Tongue
The Stanky Face Tongue