Who Said It? Daniel Plainview or Jason Kidd

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Welcome to a brand new game that’s fun for the whole family called “Who Said It?”  Today’s edition features beloved / villainous-all-around-pretty-evil-dude Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood and new head coach of the Milwaukee Bucks Jason Kidd!  A quick recap  – In short, Jason Kidd wanted more power in Brooklyn. When denied, he sought out the head coaching job even in Milwaukee even though they already had a head coach in Larry Drew. In the end, Milwaukee sent two second rounders to Brooklyn for Jason Kidd… all while Larry Drew was still the head coach.  Also, Daniel Plainview is evil.  Let’s play!

The rules are simple. Print out the blog-post and read the quotes aloud.  We’ll provide a quote. You guess who said it. Here we go.

 

1. Who said the following?

 “I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed.”

Daniel Plainview or Jason Kidd?  (Circle One)

 

2. Who said the following?

“I’ve built up my hatreds over the years, little by little. Having you here gives me a second breath of life.”

Daniel Plainview or Jason Kidd?  (Circle One)

 

3. Who said the following?

” I assure you, ladies and gentlemen, no matter what the others promise to do, when it comes to the showdown, they won’t be there.”

Daniel Plainview or Jason Kidd?  (Circle One)

 

4. Who said the following?

(To his son) “Then say it! You got something to say to me then say it. I’d like to hear you speak instead of your little dog, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!”

Daniel Plainview or Jason Kidd?  (Circle One)

 

6. Who said the following?

“There’s a whole ocean of oil under our feet! No one can get at it except for me!”

Daniel Plainview or Jason Kidd?  (Circle One)

 

6. Who said the following?

“(To his son) You’re an orphan from a basket in the middle of the desert, and I took you for no other reason than I needed a sweet face to buy land. D’you get that? So now you know…  Look at me. You’re lower than a bastard. You have none of me in you. You’re just a bastard from a basket… Bastard from a basket. Bastard from a basket! You’re a bastard from a basket!”

Daniel Plainview or Jason Kidd?  (Circle One)

 

7. Who said the following?

“Yeah, you fellows just scratch around in the dirt and find it like the rest of us instead of buying up someone else’s hard work.”

Daniel Plainview or Jason Kidd?  (Circle One)

 

8. Who said the following?

“Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!”

Daniel Plainview or Jason Kidd?  (Circle One)

 

9. Who said the following?

“One night, I’m gonna come to you, inside of your house, wherever you’re sleeping, and I’m gonna cut your throat.”

Daniel Plainview or Jason Kidd?  (Circle One)

 

10. Who said the following?

“I broke you and I beat you. It was Paul who told me about you. He’s the prophet. He’s the smart one. He knew what was there and he found me to take it out of the ground, and you know what the funny thing is? Listen… listen… listen… I paid him ten thousand dollars, cash in hand, just like that. He has his own company now. A prosperous little business. Three wells producing. Five thousand dollars a week… Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You’re just the afterbirth, Eli… You slithered out of your mother’s filth… They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at his mother’s teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli? One of Bandy’s sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It’s gone. It’s had… Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I’m so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that’s a straw, you see? Watch it. Now, my straw reaches acroooooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I… drink… your… milkshake!… I drink it up!”

Daniel Plainview or Jason Kidd?  (Circle One)

 

Thanks for playing! Look for the board-game version – Spring 2015. 

 

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