What you don’t know is that the New York Knicks are actually a paradise and everything you hear otherwise is propaganda. All the claims from the Knicks are genuine, and all the media is trying to discredit them so people everywhere else in the world don’t get upset knowing that such a level of perfection as the New York Knicks are attainable.
What you don’t know is that all you have to read is the Operation Inglewood document to know that the NBA has already planted Andrew Wiggins on the Lakers. I think it is reasonable to think that Mitch Kupchak knew weeks before and let it happen to justify spending 2 trillion or something on the Kobe Bryant industrial complex.
What you don’t know is that I’ve been a shooter for 11 years. I have since decided to stop shooting because it lends credibility to a system that deserves none.
What you don’t know is that the Portland Trailblazers just reek of utter hogwash and I just feel sorry for people who would think this sort of thing was plausible or part of actual history.
What you don’t know is that a few years ago this one kid, Carmelo, told me that the NBA Championship was done by the Illuminati. Furthermore that Lady Gaga played after one of the games last year and if you watch a video and zoom in you can see the Illuminati triangle. It goes without saying I took him as serious for the rest of the year.
What you don’t know is that today, someone on my FB feed posted something that instructed people to drink more water because 2 glasses in the morning “activates your internal organs.”
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