Things That Turned Out Better Than The 2013-2014 Knicks

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The Knicks lost again last night and that loss, while close, was ugly. The Woodson tenure might have reached a new low, game-management wise, and Carmelo is slowly shifting the bus into reverse while Woodson takes a nap behind the rear tires. What appeared to be a promising season has turned into a disaster. The experience of watching them play basketball is like watching a blind person try to drive a tank through Times Square on New Year’s Eve. So much blood. This is a not at all comprehensive list of some things that turned out better than the current 2013-2014 New York Knickerbockers.

The Love Guru

Metta World Peace’s rap label

Rob Ford

The Suns

This picture

Liam Neeson’s daughter’s trip to Europe in Taken


Walter White’s family

Those stocking caps that have cloth beards attached to them

Eddie Curry

Man of Steel

JD and Joe McCoy

Mr. Heyman

The fourth season of Arrested Development

The second season of Friday Night Lights


Ja Rule

John Carter

Sonny Corleone

Halloweentown 2

That one Jerome James contract

Mike D’Antoni going to the Lakers

Transition lenses

Jerseys with sleeves

Steve Nash’s bleached hair

Rihanna in Battleship

From Justin To Kelly

Emotional Facebook posts

Inviting Lupe Fiasco to perform at the Inaugural Concert

Amanda Bynes getting a Twitter account

Sega Dreamcast

Inviting Robert Irvine to help you fix your restaurant but not being ready to work hard yourself

Kendrick Perkins’ jump shot

Your Dad getting his ears pierced

Trying to sneak into the Bueller residence

Mike Brown coaching Kobe Bryant

Chris Gaines

Investing in Beanie Babies

Fred Savage being a teacher

Providing Augustus McCrae with dawdling service


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