Jason Gallagher and Tyler Parker joined forces to create the boldest NBA predictions you will see about the year 2013.
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-For the first time, a rookie will win the Taco Bell Skills Challenge at the 2013 All Star Weekend. His name will be Damien Lillard. It will matter for 10 minutes.
-Russell Westbrook will approach a playoff press conference sporting a Kanye West leather skirt. Kanye really wants that to be a thing and it feels like Mr. Westbrook is just the guy to help Yeezy’s movement.
-In sticking with the Kanye West theme— Rip Hamilton, after seeing the diamond encrusted mask Kanye wore for his recent show in Atlantic City, will begin to bejewel his masks for the second half of the season.
-The Chicago Bulls will reach the top of Mark Stein’s Power Rankings. Teams shall fall but Chicago shall remain steady. It’ll be a relatively slow weak.
-John Hollinger is going to create a new formula called (P.E. H.R.) and make it seem really important, just to throw other teams off. (P.E.H.R. = Player Efficiency Hollinger Rules)
-The Ball WILL LIE to Rasheed Wallace causing him to question his entire life.