That Time Patrick Ewing Jr. Tried to Win A Year’s Supply of Voss Water

patrick ewing jr

I have a confession to make. Sometimes, on occasion, we make things up at Ballerball. It doesn’t happen all the time… like when we put the author’s name at the top – that’s usually true. I can’t really think of anything else at the top of my head but that’s not important.

The following is not something we made up. It’s a story about a man’s quest for free VOSS, which is something we would never joke about – full stop.


VOSS tweeted something amazing (per usual):

Sharon Campbell replied:

Sharon states the obvious and VOSS wants to know:

Sharon Campbell asks the important question:

The caring corporation that puts water in a glass bottles responds:



The moral of the story: Don’t you dare come between a man and his chance to win a year’s supply of VOSS WATER – especially when that man is Patrick Ewing Jr.

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