Is it just me or is Dwyane Wade the only decent player the Miami Heat have drafted?
Why does Joe Dumars get pilloried for taking Darko Milicic when Pat Riley took Michael Beasley over Russell Westbrook or Kevin Love?
Just look at the Heat. They stole Alonzo Mourning, Juwan Howard, Shaquille O’Neal, Gary Payton, Tim Hardaway, LeBron James, Ray Allen and Chris Bosh, while drafting guys like Wayne Simien and Jarvis Varnado.
For real, how hard is it to convince people to move to the beach and not pay state income tax…excuse me…?
Who are you?
And where did all these guys with gold chains come from?
Why do they have so much styling gel?
No thanks, I don’t want one of your “funny” Cuban cigars even though it’ll make me feel dreamy for awhile…
That’s okay, I think I’ll pass on the Stan Van Gundy Special.
Is this blindfold supposed to be ironic? You know kinda like Greg Oden playing meaningful minutes?
A fishing trip in the Atlantic that may take just a few days? Sure…why not?