San Antonio vs Miami: THIS GUY WON’T STOP LOOKING AT ME (Volume 2)

COVER YEAH

 

Finally, the moment has arrived.  It’s booked and baked and ready to be taken out of the oven.  Our NBA Finals match-up is set between the San Antonio Spurs and the Miami Heat.

Let’s take a closer look into this series!

First we are looking at two fantastic coaches in Eric Spoolstra and Gregg Popovich.  Two even tempered coaches that have their teams playing as a solid unit and…

beiber yo

Sup yo. Check it out.

 

Uh… Hey man.  Good to see you.

 

Anyways.  What’s great is that neither coach likes to give into the other team’s style of set offense.

 

 

You ever seen anything so fly?

You ever seen anything so fly?

 

Uh… I don’t know man.  Give me a minute to finish this thing and then we’ll talk. 

 

When you look at the Spurs and the Hey you notice one HUGE similarity. They each have a BIG 3 in Parker/Ginobili/Duncan and James/Wade/Bosh.  Which is more valuable though?

 

You ever seen anything so fly?

You like leather?

 

What?  Dude. No.

 

Anyways,  the advantage appears to lean towards the Spurs but…

 

Let me finish.

Let me finish, yo.

 

Ok?

 

Do you like leather button up shirts with no collars?

Do you like leather button up shirts with no collars?

 

I’m trying to do my Finals preview.  Lets talk later.

 

Dope.

Dope.

 

Thanks you.

 

Where were we?  Right.  Big 3 Matchups!

It’s obvious that Duncan has the advantage over Bosh but the Ginobili/Wade match-up is tough.

 

Man. It's bright in here. Wish I had some sick shades...

Man. It’s bright in here. Wish I had some sick shades…

 

You have to be joking…

 

 

OH WAIT. I'M WEARING THEM ON MY FACE.

Oh wait. I’m wearing them on my face.

 

What is wrong with you?  I HAVE to do this preview!

 

Sorry folks.  I’m just going to push through and ignore him.

LeBron will probably guard Parker in crunch time…

 

Hey yo.

Hey yo.

 

We know that Parker can’t guard LeBron.

 

My arm was lonely. So I bought a ferocious tiger to keep it company.

My arm was lonely. So I bought a ferocious tiger to keep it company.

 

So which defensive specialist will have to step up for the Spurs to guard LeBron?

 

His name is Vixtor.

His name is Vixtor.

 

I can’t do this!  Please dude.  I’m begging you to stop!

 

Hey yo.

Hey yo.

 

No.

 

Does even originality exist in this day-and-age?

Does even originality exist in this day-and-age?

Stop it!

Hey yo.

Hey yo.

NO!!!

 

Consumerism is the genocide of the mind.  Think about that.

Can you even spell “America” without consumerism? Think about that.

Alright.  I’M LEAVING.

Sorry everyone.  Spurs in 6.  Bye.

Hey yo.

Hey yo.

 

What is this game, I'm watchin'?

What is this game, I’m watchin’?

 

Yo?

Yo?

 

 

Guess it's just you and me, Vixtor.

Guess it’s just you and me, Vixtor.

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Check out Volume 1 of  the “This Guy Won’t Stop Looking at Me” series.

1 Comment

  • Reply June 4, 2013

    Ignarus

    Brilliant!

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