The Rasheed Wallace “Ball Don’t Lie” Fortune Machine

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Ball Don’t Lie

This is not just a phrase that’s shouted out by basketball players around the world.  It’s a belief that the basketball is the omnipotent presence that knows, beyond a shadow of a doubt, what was right and what was wrong.  Does everyone believe it?  No.  Does that make it any less true?  No.

Rasheed Wallace is a disciple of “Ball Don’t Lie.”  He spreads the good news to anyone with ears to hear.  He is often persecuted for his belief, as seen below where he was ejected from a game in record time for spreading this truth.

Ball Don’t Lie.

It’s rumored that one time Rasheed thought his neighbor stole his hedge trimmer.  His neighbor denied the accusation so Sheed made his neighbor shoot a left handed layup to see if he was telling the truth.  He missed.

Ball Don’t Lie.

So Rasheed developed a system, that is half fortune cookie and half horoscope.  Below are 12 balls, each labeled with a different month.  It’s very simple – you just click the ball that has your birthday month and the Rasheed Wallace “Ball Don’t Lie” will reveal your fortune on the page that opens up.  You maybe skeptical but remember…

Ball Don’t Lie.

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The Rasheed Wallace “Ball Don’t Lie” Fortune Machine

 

January Ball

January Ball

February Ball

February Ball

March Ball

March Ball

April Ball

April Ball

May Ball

May Ball

June Ball

June Ball

 

 

July Ball

July Ball

August Ball

August Ball

September Ball

September Ball

October Ball

October Ball

November Ball

November Ball

December Ball

December Ball

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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