Orlando Magic Locker Room Celebrations: Moments After A Walk-Off Dunk

The following is a transcript of a recording taken just moments after the Orlando Magic defeated the Oklahoma City Thunder in thrilling game that ended in a buzzer beating slam dunk to win the game.

(Recap: Victor Oladipo grabs the rebound and starts the break.  He passes to an open Maurice Harkless who [for reasons unknown] passes to Tobias Harris with ONE SECOND LEFT.  Tobias Harris dunks it win the game.)

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-INT.  ORLANDO MAGIC LOCKEROOM

(Loud music and dancing) 

Tobias Harris: OOOHH SON!!  THIS IS OUR HOUSE!!  TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO OKC BECAUSE WE RUN THIS THING IN THE O-R-L!!

Victor Oladipo: HEEELL YEAH!

Arron Afflalo: AT THE BUZZ-ER – BUZZ – BUZZ-ER – BUZZER – BUZZ – BUZZ – BUZZ – ER!!!

Nikola Vucevic: FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!

Tobias Harris: I TOLD YA’LL.  THE DEVIL IS A LIE!  I’M THE TRUTH!!!!

Glen Davis: ALL DAY!  AAAAALLL DAY!!!!

Victor Oladipo: OUR HOUSE BABY!!!

Maurice Harkless: It wouldn’t have happened without my sweet pass though.  Heh.

 

(Music comes to a screeching halt.)

 

Tobias Harris: Yeah man.  That was really great. Thanks for it.

Maurice Harkless: It was?  I looked up at the clock and thought… “I’ve got just enough time.”  Honest, I did.

Victor Oladipo: Sure you did, buddy.  We know you knew.

Glen Davis: Pfff.

Nikola Vucevic: Shut up, Glen.

Glen Davis: He was scared to shoot a buzzer beater.

Maurice Harkless: What?

Tobias Harris: Dude!

Maurice Harkless: I was not… scared.  I knew how much time was left.  I just wanted to see a buzzer beating dunk for the win, OK?

Arron Afflalo: We believe you.

Glen Davis: Haha.  Hahaha.  Hahahaha.  Ya’ll can’t be serious!

Maurice Harkless: Hey!  I am NOT scared to take a buzzer beater.

Victor Oladipo: Of coarse not.

Nikola Vucevic: We know.

Glen Davis: This is too much.  Dude was so scared the pin stripes almost fell off his jersey.

Maurice Harkless: They did not!  Watch.  Next game.  I’ll shoot a buzzer beater.  I promise, I will.

Arron Afflalo: We know you will, man.

 

Marice Harkless: ……..

 

Maurice Harkless: Tobias?

Tobias Harris: Yeah, bud?

Maurice Harkless: Would you say that my assist was sick?

Tobias Harris: Oh.  The sickest?

Maurice Harkless: And it was probably the best part of the play?

Tobias Harris:  Absolutely.

Maurice Harkless: And they’ll call that play “The Assist” forever and ever?

Tobias Harris: You bet.

Maurice Harkless: Ok.

 

(Glen Davis chuckles and shakes his head as he walks out of the locker room.)

 

Maurice Harkless: What’s his problem?

Arron Afflalo: Oh you know.  Uh… travel lodge was out of rooms again.

Maurice Harkless: Heh.

Arron Afflalo: Is that a smile I see?

Maurice Harkless: No…

Victor Oladipo: Maurice?  I think it is…

Maurice Harkless: Ok.  Haha.

Nikola Vucevic: Come on.  Let’s go get you some ice cream to celebrate the win.

Maurice Harkless: And you think we can get the ice cream place to name an ice cream flavor “The Assist?”

 

(Everyone looks at Tobias)

 

Tobias Harris: Sure thing.  Anything you want, buddy.  This is your night.

 

(End of transcript)

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