VOSS. SWAGGER. VIP. HIGH END. ONE NIGHT. ONE MEMORY. 4EVER.
Nick Van Exel walks into the bar. Gives dap to the bouncer.
“When are we seeing ‘Boyhood’, Nick??”
“Soon,” Nick cooley responds.
He’s not there to make friends. He’s on a mission. Nick walks up to the bar. The bartender looks at him. Nick nods. Bartender knows what’s up. Nick posts up – back to the bar. Three beautiful ladies walk by and smile at Nick. He smiles back but he’s not there for love. Nick Van Exel is there to become an icon. The bartender pours a glass of Voss Premium Still Water and hands it to Nick. Nick grabs it and owns it. A falcon flies through the window and lands on Nick’s shoulder.
“Long time no see,” says the falcon.
“Shut the f**k up,” responds Nick.
He… look I’m sorry. I just got caught up in the excitement of Voss Water Week. Its my favorite week of the year. I was going to write this really amazing Nick Van Exel/ Voss Water crossover fan fiction but the Spurs just hired Becky Hammon as an assistant coach and that’s really awesome. The Spurs dismantled the Heat and are dismantling the glass ceiling. She is the first female professional coach of any of the four major sports and that is really really exciting. So from Ballerball; congratulations to the Spurs and Becky Hammon.
Lets hope she celebrates with a tall glass of Premium Artisan Voss.