NBA Rivalries – Howard vs. Bynum (with a dash of WWE influence)

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Andrew Bynum and Dwight Howard have all the ingredients to make a beautiful rivalry.  At times, it appears to be destiny.  They are the two best offensive centers in the league and have a lot of direct and indirect history between them.

Bynum and Howard also have a perfect story line for a the WWE.  Again, it’s the similarity in “bigness” and also the history between the two.

The  Lakers and the Sixers played this weekend and there was a little bit of smack talk going on.  Bynum had a few words for Kobe and then, like a true  WWE professional, he grabbed the mic and threw this little diddy in Howard’s face.

Via theOrange County Register:

“Personally, I think they traded No. 1 for No. 2 — and that’s what happened.” — Andrew Bynum 

OOOOOOHHH!!!  YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!?!

NO!  GET THE CHAIR!  GET THE TABLES AND LADDERS!  USE YOUR HOT GIRLFRIEND/MANAGER’S ASS TO DISTRACT THE REF SO YOU CAN USE A TRASHCAN LID!!!

And if we didn’t need any more WWE parallel, someone decided to interrupt this little tiff, because… HE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SO-CALLED “RIVALRY!”

Here he comes!  Oh my! You’ve gotta be kidding me! He’s Storming  down the aisle!  He’s sliding into the ring! He appears to object to this Howard/Bynum rivalry — demanding that HE BE RECOGNIZED!!!

IT’S KWAME BROWN!!!

KWAME CAN’T BE DENIED!

Goodbye Dwight.  Goodbye Bynum.  The only rivalry between the two of them is, “Who is second best?”

Kwame Brown ya

No?

Alright – so maybe I just really wanted an excuse to put that video in a column.  

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