NBA Babies

nba babies

In 1987, due to the popularity of shows like Muppet Babies and the NBA on NBC; the National Broadcasting Company ordered a pilot of a show called NBA Babies. Ballerball has obtained the first couple of pages of the pilot.

NBA Babies

A Family Comedy

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Papa Stern

Now Babies its time to go to bed!

Baby Magic Johnson

Hey guys! Let’s listen to Papa Stern!

Baby Larry Bird

Oh Magic, you are such a goody goody.

Baby Michael Jordan

Guys, keep it down! I am trying to take all of Charles’ marbles!

Baby Charles Barkley

Michael, I swear you must be cheating!

Baby Michael Jordan

Charles, just because I am better at you in marbles doesn’t mean I am cheating. Maybe I am just good at marbles!

Baby Charles Barkley

The only thing you are good at is losing your marbles!!!

Papa Stern

(from off stage)

Guys I am serious, go to bed!

Baby Magic Johnson

Be quiet you guys!

Baby Larry Bird

You guys want to hear a ghost story?

Baby Charles Barkley

Ghosts aren’t real!

Baby Larry Bird

Uh huh!

Baby Michael Jordan

Ghosts are real.

Baby Magic Johnson

Whoa……

Baby Larry Bird

Told you! One night there was a full moon and it was pouring down rain!

Baby Charles Barkley

But tonight is a full moon and pouring down rain!

Baby Michael Jordan

Let him finish!

Baby Larry Bird

There was a ghost that haunted our neighborhood it would come scare babies.

Baby Charles Barkley

But we’re babies!!!!

Baby Michael Jordan

Listen!

Baby Larry Bird

The Ghost would appear if you said “Dick Bavetta” 3 times in a row!

Baby Michael Jordan

Dick Bavetta.

Baby Charles Barkley

Don’t!

Baby Michael Jordan

Dick Bavetta.

Baby Charles Barkley

Stop! I mean it!

(during this time Baby Magic Johnson has put on ghost costume and sneaks behind Baby Charles Barkley)

Baby Michael Jordan

DICK BAVETTA!!!

(Baby Magic Johnson jumps out and scares Baby Charles Barkley)

Baby Charles Barkley

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Larry Bird

Hahahahaha ohhhhhh we got you Charles!

Baby Magic Johnson

You should’ve seen your face!

Baby Michael Jordan

Haahaaa Charles is afraid of Ghosts!!

Baby Charles Barkley

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts!

(end of Act 1)

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