NBA Awards: 2013 MVP of Twitter – Part II

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And now for the moment we’ve all been waiting for.  (Not really, since there are three people in the pic above and I’ve already talked about two of them. )

The NBA’s 2013 MVP on Twitter is…

 

1st Place: J.R. Smith

JR MVP of Twitter

 

Could there be anyone else though?

 

Whether you are digging through his late night back-and-forths with fans, or you are sorting through the (NSFW) list of people he follows – you can literally spend hours on JR Smith’s twitter page.

One could dig through the pyramids of King Tut’s alien brother’s tomb on Mars, and you still wouldn’t find as much gold as there is on JR Smith’s twitter page.   If you are even remotely interested in basketball, you’d be foolish not to follow this reckless and honest piece of online poetry.

 

Here is everything JR Smith’s Twitter account has to offer.

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Humble honesty.

JR Duh

 

Heartfelt moments.

JR Long Distance Tweet

 

Excellent sports analysis.

JR Russ Tweet
You also get his…

 

Thoughts on women.  

JR Chix

 

JR Women Nuts

 

 

 

He teaches us how to…

 

Keep them in line.

JR Smith Women in line

 

While never compromising

JR Single Forever

 

 

and lastly…

 

Be cautious of hot women trying to Catfish you.

JR Catfish

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If you follow JR, you’ll find that he…

 

Never sells out.

JR Energy

 

He really likes…

“Your mom”  insults.  

JR Your Mom

Fine television

JR Fuse

Skype.

JR Skype

 

 

His dislikes are…

 

Complications involving passwords.

JR Password

and…

 

Unattractive people

 

JR Ugly 1

 

JR Ugly 2

 

JR Ugly 3

 

So… what else?

JR Instagram Prize

 

That’s right.

JR uses Instagram to do things like…

Show respect to his head coach

JR Coach Tease

 

 

and again…

 

JR Coach Tease 2

 

 

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I think we all remember what last year’s moment MVP moment was.  (A tweet costing him 25K from the league)

 

What about this year’s MVP moment for JR Smith?

 

Was it this?

JR Tweet Humphries

 

Oh no, friends.  He had one more precious moment up his sleeve.

 

First, after this screenshot leaked of JR Direct Messaging a girl…

 

Pipe 1

 

JR responds the way only JR can…

Absolutely perfectly.

Trying to get the pipe

 

Wonderful.

 

So there you have it.  If you aren’t following JR Smith on twitter then go ask your parents why they raised you wrong.

 

As for J.R. Smith, since you are the first winner of the MVP of Twitter award – we will be officially be naming the trophy after you.

Presenting… The J.R. Smith Trophy

JR Smith Trophey

Congrats!

JR What

 

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