NBA 5-vs-5: The 2013-2014 Western Conference

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It’s time for another 5-vs-5 with our expert panel where we discuss the hottest topics in the NBA!  Today the experts will be analyzing the 2013-2014 Western Conference.  Enjoy!

 

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1.) Which team will finish with the best reg. season record in the Western Conference?

 
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Parker: Clippers. That Doc-CP3 marriage is one that I’ve bought into. I think Doc’ll have a profound affect on Blake’s game as well. The Grizzlies, Spurs, and Thunder will be tough, but I think Doc Ubuntus the Clips to the top of the West.
 
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2.) Great answer, big guy!  Which team in the Western Conference had the best offseason?

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Parker: Thanks?  Yo. I’m the only one with an opinion?   Anyways, I’d say it has to be Houston. Howard was the golden ticket of free agency this year and they nabbed him up to play along side Harden in what’s sure to be a deadly PnR.
 
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3.) We invited some others but they didn’t show.  Solid answer though, bud! Which team will finish with the worst reg. season record in the Western Conference?

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Parker: They just didn’t show? What? Who are you? What did you do with my friends? And dude, don’t call me bud. I don’t know you like that, really.  All signs point to the Suns having already set. It’s going to be a dark season in Phoenix.
And just know I’m only answering because I promised my friends I’d do this.

 
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4.) Sorry we don’t know what happened.  We invited a lot of people, but you were the only one who came.  You must be a special guy! Which team in the Western Conference had the best offseason

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Parker: Special guy? Chill, man. Stop patronizing me. That doesn’t even make sense. Those guys are reliable. Seriously, what did you do with them?  The Clippers. They re-signed Paul and made moves for Dudley and Redick, two super reliable pieces that can stretch the floor. Plus they upgraded in the coaching department.

But stop trying to keep asking me questions when you’ve clearly kidnapped and/or killed my friends. What have you done with them?! Who are you?! Who writes unto me?!!
 
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5.) If I were you, I’d stop asking questions.  You don’t want to end up like your friends, do you…… bud?  Which team will win the Western Conference this year?

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Parker: What did you do with my friends, man??!!! What is happening? What is going on? I’m not your bud. I’m nobody’s bud. I’m some people’s friend. Sometimes a coworker. A boyfriend. A proud American. A son. Even a bro. But I am no one’s bud.

The Memphis Grizzlies will win the Western Conference.
I hate it that I keep answering. Look, just tell me where they are. You’ve got your answers to your questions, sir. Please. Just let them go. They have families. Some of them have improv shows to get to. Do you understand?! Let them go!!!!!
 
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***GOODBYE***

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