Michael Bublé and Lamar Odom Sing “The Twelve Days of Christmas”

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Michael Bublé had a lovely Christmas special the other night.  It included Rod Stewart, Blake Shelton, and Elmo.  It even inluded… Lamar Odom?

That’s right folks.  Turns out Uncle Bublé is a big Clippers guy and asked Odom to help him spread a little cheer.  Only, things didn’t go exactly as planned and the song didn’t make the final cut.

Ballerball got the lyrics exclusively through an anoymous source and wanted to share them with you.  Enjoy!

Song: The Twelve Days of Christmas

Artist: Michael Bublé (featuring Lamar Odom)

Album: Christmas Special Duets

 

Lamar and Michael:

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.

Lamar and Michael:
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me

Michael:
Two turtle doves,

Lamar and Michael:

And a partridge in a pear tree.

Lamar:

(Heavy sigh)

Lamar and Michael:

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me

Lamar:
Three French…….(pause)

hens,

Michael:
Two turtle doves,

Michael and Lamar:
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Michael:

“You ok, Lamar?”

 Lamar:

“Yeah.  Just getting’… tired, man.”

Michael and Lamar:
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me

Michael Buble:
Four calling birds,

Lamar:

“Man… hold up.  I need a sec.”

 Michael:

“What’s the matter, Lamar?”

 Lamar:

“This is just taking it out of me, you know.”

 Michael:

“This?”

 Lamar:

“Yeah… I got this though.  Here we go.”

Lamar:
Three French hens,

Michael:
Two turtle doves,

Lamar and Michael:
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Lamar:

“Alright.  For real, let’s take five.”

 Michael:

“Wait.  What?  You can’t be that tired.”

 Lamar:

“Man, this ish is hard as hell.”

 Michael:

“You’re not even doing anything!”

 Lamar:

“Gah… come on.  Give me a break.”

 Michael:

“You are literally sitting on a stool and singing.”

 Lamar:

“I know what I’m doing, alright.”

 Micheal:

“Okay, now you’re laying down.  Get up.  We’re finishing this now.  Goodness.”

 Lamar:

“I can sing while I lay down, idiot.  I’m not stupid, ya know.”

Michael and Lamar:
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me

Lamar:
(Silence)

 Michael:

“Lamar?  Hey Lamar!”

 Lamar:

(Silence)

 Michael:

“Are you sleeping? Lamar, wake up! ”

 Lamar:

“Huh?”

 Michael:

“It’s your turn!”

Lamar:

Fa-la-la-la-la

Michael:

“No!  Lamar!  You are on 5 rings.”

 Lamar:

“I only got two rings, but I’ll prolly get five once I get back in shape.”

 Michael:

“Oh my gosh… 5 golden rings, Lamar!”

 Lamar:

“Right.  Man how many days of Christmas are there?”

 Michael:

“Twelve, Lamar.  Mother of it all.  There are twelve days of Chirstmas.

 Lamar:

Twelve?!  What kind of spoiled-ass people celebrate twelve Christmases?

 Michael:

“It doesn’t matter! Would you PLEASE  finish your line?!”

Lamar:

Five golden rings!

Michael:
Four calling birds,

Lamar:
Three Fr…

 “eak man… this is too much,”

 Michael:

“I’m paying you 2 million for this?  Aren’t you a professional athlete?”

 Lamar:

“Hell yeah, I am.  Good one too.  People call me a transformer, you know.”

 Michael:

“No way people call you a transformer.”

 Lamar:

“They do.”

 Michael:

“You can’t even make it through a children’s Christmas song.”

 Lamar:

“I’m giving it my all.  Anyways.  Hey, you’re up.”

 Micheal:

“Oh I’m up?  Hey, everyone!  I’m up!  Well SCREW me, Lamar! “

 Lamar:

“Bro, you’re up.”

 Michael:

(Blank stare at Lamar)

Michael:
Two turtle doves,

Michael and Lamar:

And a partridge in a pear tree.

Lamar:

“Hey Michael, can we take skittles break?”

 Michael:

“I’m done.”

 (Door opens and slams shut)

 Lamar:

“Yo!  Michael!  Come back!”

 (Sounds of a door opening and shutting)

  

Music plays out…♪♪♪

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