I invented so many things.
I’m about to show everyone a side of basketball that hasn’t been touched before, right. Like you see a pick n’ roll with LeBron and Bosh and think that’s good, but I see that same sh** you just saw… that same sh**, right… and I see expression. Just like you see shower curtains and buy them. LISTEN…. I MAKE MY OWN SHOWER CURTAINS OUT OF GLASS. WHO DOES THAT? KINGS DO.
Ya’ll want me to talk metrics from last night? Metrics, by it’s definition, is a wing-clipping device. LISTEN, IT’S ABOUT FLOW, RIGHT. The flow of the game, the flow of the crowd, the flow of the EN-VI-RON-MENT. You think PER rankings pick that sh** up? No, PER stands for DISCRIMINATION. What is efficiency anyways? WOULD YOU RATHER BE EFFICIENT OR BE A GOD?
The media is a doubter. THEY’RE DOUBTING MY KNOWLEDGE OF BASKETBALL BECAUSE I TYPE IN ALL CAPS SOMETIMES. That’s because society told us to doubt things that make us uncomfortable. Check this . out. I PUT A PERIOD IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT SENTENCE. I must be stupid!!! You wanna doubt the Miami Heat? Analysts, want to pick a new champ? Let me ask you something, right. LIKE, WHAT HAS MIAMI DONE THAT’S MADE YOU DOUBT THEM? NOTHING?! HOW BOUT’ EVERYTHING. THINK, STUPID!!!
See, you’re scoffing’ but the truth is, NORRIS COLE woke up deciding to be a GOD. That’s right. GODS CROSS UP D-ROSE. THAT’S WHAT THEY DO. CHECK IT.
See, this chart above is an embarrassment. Like, we should be ashamed by this. But the “EDUCATED” love it. This for the snobby. This is for those who practice snobbery.
INJUSTICE // NEBRASKA // PRETEENS
I got a shot chart for you. Hold up, let me grab it.
Open your fu**ing mind and take a look.
Flow, right. Can greatness be lost? No seriously, can greatness be lost? That’s truth because the soul of a man is a self definin’ assembly line between the mind, heart and body, right. We just ain’t appreciating this because media tells us that ain’t normal. You think Norris Cole woke up and knew he would cross over D.Rose? Hell yes he did. Because Norris Cole is a GOD. IS HE NOT?
FATHER //// DESIGN //// COWARDICE
These metrics are a mechanism to hold someone down by defining them on paper. DEFINE MY GLASS SHOWER CURTAINS ON PAPER! DEFINE JIMMY BUTLER TO HIS FACE AND HE’LL REMIND YOU THAT WE ARE ALL MAMALS!!! DO A 5-ON-5 WITH THAT INFORMATION OR PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE INFO-NATION. You can’t?
GLAMOUR //// POVERTY
Right. So that’s it right there. The Heat beat the Bulls, but who were the real losers? It’s the metrics. It’s the DOUBTERS. Those who doubted me. Those who think we CAN’T be Gods, right. Last night, everybody was a God. THAT’S MY ANALYSIS.