BREAKING: With the Los Angeles Clippers getting Doc Rivers; the Dallas Mavericks’ hopes of landing Chris Paul have fizzled. The Maverick’s now hope to use their remaining cap space to sign Chris’ long lost twin brother, Cliff Paul, to a lucrative multi-year contract.
“He’s going to be a great fit in Dallas. He also helped insure my boat!” said Mark Cuban.
Cuban and Donnie Nelson aren’t done dealing yet. Sources say the Mavericks are offering the 13th pick in the draft and Shawn Marion for playground legend, Uncle Drew.
“If you know anything about streetball or about low calorie-great tasting colas, then you know about Uncle Drew,” Donnie Nelson said in a prepared statement, “Hopefully he can take our season to the Max….but seriously.”
Dirk Nowitzki tweeted “Feeling good about next season! This is all part of the plan!”
Sources have not been able to confirm if Cuban has been able to lure Grandmama out of retirement.
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