LeBron Terrors

LeBron Field

The following is based on actual events

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Father: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!  Honey, help me move this couch in front of the door!

Wife: I can’t believe he’s…

Father: HONEY!

Wife: You said he was gone, damnit!  You told me he left!

Father: I thought he did.  I coulda sworn it. The media hasn’t talked about him in weeks.  I thought maybe… just maybe he would drift away into irrelevance because we stopped talking about how good he is.  What with KD and CP3……

I… I…

Wife: Well he didn’t!

Father: I KNOW THAT, CAROL!  I….. know.

Son: Dad?

Father: Oh God.  Son, you close your eyes now.

Son: Is LeBron still dangerous?

Father: Yes, son.  But daddy will protect you, ok.

Wife: Pfff…

Father: Carol… I have had enough!  You saw all those writers talkin’ about other players!  You did!  Tell me you didn’t see them!

Wife: OH SHUT UP!  Everyone knows LeBron is laying low until the playoffs, you jackass!

Father: I AM THE PROVIDER FOR THIS FAMILY!

(BANG BANG BANG)

Father: OH GOD.  Son, come here.  You be a brave boy, you hear?

Son: Is LeBron gonna let other people win?

Father: No son.  I’m afraid… not.

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