Ballerball has a source within the NSA that has leaked us what we believe to be a conversation between San Antonio Spurs Head Coach Gregg Popovich and what we can only assume is his wife.Leaked NSA Surveillance of Gregg Popovich August 11, 2010 14:25 P.M
Female Voice: Gregg what would you like for dinner?
Gregg Popovich: Next Question
Female Voice: Gregg just pick something. Thai? Italian?
Gregg Popovich: We’re hungry.
Female Voice: I’m getting fried chicken then from KFC.
Gregg Popovich: Got to get more buckets.
Female Voice: So you want chicken then? Crispy or original recipe?
Gregg Popovich: We have to make better decisions.
Female Voice: So a salad then? Sure. Do you want mash potatoes or home fries?
Gregg Popovich: Home is better.
Female Voice: Great. Did you see the photos of us from Jenny’s wedding?
Gregg Popovich: We looked tired out there.
Female Voice: Can’t you say anything nice?
Gregg Popovich: I thought we started out alright but then things slowed down. We need to try more.
Female Voice: You need to try more Gregg. The year is more than halfway done and I don’t see things getting any better.
Gregg Popovich: I expect a better effort in the second half.
Female Voice: So do I Gregg. What can I do to improve things? What can I do to make you happier?
Gregg Popovich: More ball movement.
Female Voice: Is that all you can think about?
Gregg Popovich: We have to move the ball better in the second half.
Female Voice: I can’t do this on my own.
Gregg Popovich: We have to play as a team if we have any hope of winning.
Female Voice: This isn’t a game, Gregg. This is a marriage. I’m not playing this game with you.
Gregg Popovich: We can’t play the way we did in the first half and hope to to win. We have to finish strong.
Female Voice: I love you Gregg. I’m sorry.
Gregg Popovich: We made a lot of mistakes out there. I expect a better effort from everyone.