Kevin Durant Could Sign Where?!

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Free agency is already heating up! It was reported earlier this week that Kevin Durant could join the Golden State Warriors this summer. This ground-breaking news was first reported by Yahoo Sports — take a look.

“Durant isn’t close to gone in Oklahoma City – no decision, no leaning, sources said – but the real threats on the summer market are beginning to reveal themselves.” – a league source

Rock solid. As incredible as it would be for Durant to team up with Golden State, Ballerball has obtained information from their own sources. Get ready…

Source: Kevin Durant Could Join the ’96 Bulls in Free Agency

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Now, in a ridiculous and unexpected turn, someone somewhere is saying that Durant could wind up joining Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen on the 1996 Chicago Bulls. Our source is close to the situation — not sure how close… honestly not sure who this person is, but we are VERY confident that someone in or around the Midwest has vocalized this concept.

So now that we’ve squared away our credibility…

COULD YOU GUYS IMAGINE? PIPPEN BLOCKS, KICKS IT TO MICHAEL JORDAN, WHO JUMPS FROM THE FREE THROW LINE … THEN AT THE LAAAAAST SECOND DISHES TO DURANT FOR A CORNER 3 TO WIN THE GAME BY 100 POINTS. WOW.

Before we get too excited, Ballerball just received some more INSANE news about where Durant could be headed next…

Source: Durant Could Join the Cast of “The People vs. OJ Simpson” in Free Agency

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Talk about a super-team. Picture this…

  • Schwimmer
  • Paulson
  • Travolta
  • Gooding Jr.
  • Kevin Durant

You won’t have to picture it much longer because according to one of Earth’s 7 billion strong, there is a real shot that Kevin Durant COULD join the cast of “The People vs. OJ Simpson.”

Wait. Hold that thought. Ballerball just got some more information that would shatter the NBA landscape for years to come.

Source: Durant Could Join a Combo Pizza Hut/KFC/Taco Bell Restaraunt in Free Agency

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Seeing Kevin Durant run a fast break while I enjoy an ice-cold Baja Blast might be too much to handle. Our source confirmed to me in a dream that the combo-restaraunt has emerged as the front runner to land KD AND… (buckle up)… A COCA-COLA FREESTYLE VENDING MACHINE.

 

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These free agency rumors are a little speculative but mostly credible and have nothing to do with the unimportant fact that it’s early February and we are bored out of our minds.

Keep checking back in with Ballerball for more KD/Free Agency News.

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  • […] Free agency is already heating up! It was reported earlier this week that Kevin Durant could join the Golden State Warriors this summer. This ground-breaking news was first reported by Yahoo Sports — take a look. “Durant isn’t close to gone in Oklahoma City – no decision, no leaning, sources… Source: Kevin Durant Could Sign Where?! […]

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