Inside Anthony Davis

Inside Anthony Davis
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John Goodman Inside Llewyn Davis

Goodman:

You say you’re an NBA player.

Davis:

That’s right

Gooman:

What position?

Davis:

Center.

Goodman:

Hah.  I thought God stopped making those a long time ago.

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carey mulligan inside lleywn davis

Anthony:

Can I come up and show you some post moves.

Mulligan:

Is this Anthony?

Davis:

Yeah.

Mulligan:

No.

(A bird poops on Anthony’s shoulder)

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John Goodman Inside Llewyn Davis

Goodman:

A modern NBA center, hoping to lead a team to the promise land.  Is that your schtick?

Davis:

(Stares on)
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old man inside lleywn davis
Davis:

Look at my numbers.  There’s gotta be something to me.   I can’t even get a lousy player of the week award.

Old man:

Come here boy.

(Gives Anthony a dollar)

Davis:

No.  

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John Goodman Inside Llewyn Davis

Goodman:

A center, huh.

Davis: 

(Blank stare)

Goodman:

My ex-wife loves centers.

Davis:

Yeah?

Goodman:

She’s dead though. 

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carey mulligan inside llewyn davis 3

 Mulligan:

I’m worried about you Anthony.

Davis:

There’s nothing to worry about.

Mulligan:

How long has it been since an offensive center lead a team all the way?

Davis:

Shaq did it.

(Long pause)

Mulligan:

I’m worried about you, Anthony.

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John Goodman Inside Llewyn Davis

Goodman:

You’re gonna block shots all the way to the Finals, ain’t you.  Haha

Davis:

That’s the plan.

Goodman:

You know what kinda people make plans?

Davis:

No.

Goodman:

Call me next week.  Lets make a plan for me to tell ya.

Davis:

(Sighs)

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justin timberlake inside davis

Timberlake:  

No. It’s all small ball these days, Anthony.

Davis:

It’s the trend, but why do we need to follow trends?

Timberlake:

To succeed.

(an owl knocks over Timberlake’s beer)

Timberlake:

See?

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John Goodman Inside Llewyn Davis

Goodman: 

Small ball.  Why do they call it that?  Small ball.  The ball itself doesn’t shrink.  Small game, maybe.  Or small lineup.  But small ball.  Who says that, anyways?  

Davis:

(Sits in Silence)

Goodman: 

I saw a cat and a dog make love once. 

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army guy inside llewyn davis

Army guy:

I’ve seen you play basketball before.

Davis:

Really?

Army guy:

Yes.  You’re quite good.

Davis:

Thanks, I… 

(A bird poops on Anthony’s shoulder)

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John Goodman Inside Llewyn Davis

Goodman: 

You gonna make it, then?

Davis:

I’m gonna try.

Goodman:

Trying get’s you nowhere in this league, without a good point guard.

Davis:

Maybe I could get me one of those then.

Goodman: 

(Looks over at Anthony like he just really woke up from a drunken coma)

Davis:

You ok?

Goodman:

Where am I?

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Carey Mulligan Inside Lleywn davis 2

Mulligan:

Where did you get that damn post move?

Davis:

I dunno.  I just found it this summer.

Mulligan:

What’s it called ?

Davis:

Up and under.

Mulligan:

(Hands him a note that says, “I’m voting for Dwight in the ASG”)

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