I have a buddy who is all about artsy/indie things. He also loves basketball. I told him he can share his thoughts with us. Hold on to your butts…
My name is Victor Zac Michael and I love the NBA with my eyes wide open. I loved it before there was ever even a net… now nets are everywhere. Sellouts. I also miss my girl who tore my heart and eurostepped all over it.
Today I’m going to show you what I submit to be next year’s Christmas Day jerseys. This year’s jersey’s were like nasty. Matching colors? Out with the mainstream and in with the individuality.
Even though the Championship is nothing but a popularity contest – the Heat still deserve a sick jersey.
Oklahoma City Thunder
That’s my ex-girlfriend on this jersey. She’s so gross – it’s hot.
Some say that flannel is too hot to play in – but I always exercise in flannel. It’s about what you look like – not how you feel.
Los Angeles Lakers
Forget stereotypes, man. Somebody tell L.A. that glamour is out and natural selection is in.
New York Knicks
I wrote a song to my girl that went – “My head is in the sky, my soul is in the power line.” That’s the inspiration here.
She thinks she had no effect on me. Hey Jay! I’ve got 99 problems and my busted heart is one.
Los Angeles Clippers
People keep encouraging team – but I’m more about the individual. This Chris Paul prototype is perfect for any music festival.
The Celtics think they are classic? Patterns are in and will NEVER be out. And if they do go out – then you are an individual. Deal with that.
We need to go back to our childish ways. This “real world” is just too real, man. That’s what this jersey is all about.
Thanks for having me. If you need me, I’ll be playing the washboard for my new band, Painless Steal.