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I have a buddy who is all about artsy/indie things.  He also loves basketball.  I told him he can share his thoughts with us.  Hold on to your butts…

My name is Victor Zac Michael and I love the NBA with my eyes wide open.  I loved it before there was ever even a net… now nets are everywhere.   Sellouts.  I also miss my girl who tore my heart and eurostepped all over it.

Today I’m going to show you what I submit to be next year’s Christmas Day jerseys.  This year’s jersey’s were like nasty.  Matching colors?   Out with the mainstream and in with the individuality.

Miami Heat

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The Miami Heat – Underground Tree Jersey

Even though the Championship is nothing but a popularity contest – the Heat still deserve a sick jersey.

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Oklahoma City Thunder

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Oklahoma City Thunder – Flashing Lights Jersey

That’s my ex-girlfriend on this jersey.  She’s so gross  - it’s hot.

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Chicago Bulls

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Chicago Bulls Flannel Jersey

Some say that flannel is too hot to play in – but I always exercise in flannel.  It’s about what you look like – not how you feel.

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Los Angeles Lakers

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Los Angeles Lakers Nature Jersey

Forget stereotypes, man.   Somebody tell L.A. that glamour is out and natural selection is in.

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New York Knicks

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New York Knicks Power Lines Jersey

I wrote a song to my girl that went – “My head is in the sky, my soul is in the power line.”  That’s the inspiration here.

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Brooklyn Nets

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Brooklyn Nets Bleeding Heart Jersey

She thinks she had no effect on me.  Hey Jay!  I’ve got 99 problems and my busted heart is one.

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Los Angeles Clippers

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Los Angeles Clippers Wooden Individual Jersey

People keep encouraging team – but I’m more about the individual.  This Chris Paul prototype is perfect for any music festival.

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Boston Celtics

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Boston Celtics Pattern Jersey

The Celtics think they are classic?   Patterns are in and will NEVER be out.  And if they do go out – then you are an individual.  Deal with that.

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Houston Rockets

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Houston Rockets Imagination Jersey

We need to go back to our childish ways.  This “real world” is just too real, man.  That’s what this jersey is all about.

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Thanks for having me.  If you need me, I’ll be playing the washboard for my new band, Painless Steal.

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