Exclusive Doctor’s Report: Knight Suffering From Chronic Humiliation Syndrome

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Exhibiting physical and emotional symptoms following DeAndre Jordan’s dunking assault, last night, Detroit Pistons officials rushed point guard Brandon Knight to seek attention from the same Doctor he visited after Kyrie Irving crossed him over last month. Ballerball obtained an exclusive copy of the report from his visit.

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2 Comments

  • Reply March 12, 2013

    Connor

    It’s a special thing when a basketball event happens and it’s so universal that I (last watched the NBA in 1999) have enough context to enjoy Chandler’s Ballerball posts. Great stuff, man.

  • Reply March 12, 2013

    Chandler

    Thanks, dude! Twitter made that the dunk heard round the world

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