In our efforts to provide the world’s best NBA coverage coverage, we welcome Dr. Power Ranker as a contributor to Ballerball to break down the week’s Power Rankings by various media outlets. (Click here to see the results of the riveting new Ballerball Fantasy NBA Power Rankings League)
As of the publishing of these Power Rankings, the Wizards and Pistons were both winless, but somehow the Wizards’ winlessness was worthier, and somehow every single sports writer knew it.
Dr. Power Ranker Jumper Badge: Timberwolves (23 to 9)
Here, make your very own T-Wolves Power Ranking blurb, Mad Libs style :
Dr. Power Ranker Fallen Badge: Dallas (7 to 15), Orlando (20 to 28)
These two teams are in a similar position. Dallas will be getting back Dirk Nowitzki and Orlando’s waiting on Al Harrington…never mind.
Here’s the full rundown in all its time-consuming glory. Are we missing a good one? Leave a link in the comments.