DeAndre’s Diary Entry After Blake Dunked On Him

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Dear Diary,

It’s me, DeAndre.
Did you see what Blake did to me today?

black dunk

Why, oh, why? I can dunk, too!
If I’m Bill Russell, then why do I feel like Bill Wennington?

Why do I feel like the middle child when I was the first one here?

In this world of Kanye’s and Jay-Z’s, how did I become Wale?

Or am I Wall-E, living in a junkyard of KIAs that were totaled by State Farm insurance adjusters?


Please, is there anyone out there?

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