It’s me, DeAndre.
Did you see what Blake did to me today?
Why, oh, why? I can dunk, too!
If I’m Bill Russell, then why do I feel like Bill Wennington?
Why do I feel like the middle child when I was the first one here?
In this world of Kanye’s and Jay-Z’s, how did I become Wale?
Or am I Wall-E, living in a junkyard of KIAs that were totaled by State Farm insurance adjusters?
Please, is there anyone out there?