WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
I’m Coach Want-It-More and I’m here to give you a little lesson about success in the NBA, starting with LeBron James. LeBron became the youngest player to reach 20,000 points last night and also picked up his 5,000th assist.
You wanna know how it got done? Here are the steps:
Steps 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6… -100.101. 102. …infinity…etc.
YOU GOTTA WANT IT.
You want analysis? HORSE HONKY! I’ve got your analysis right here! GO WIN AND I’LL THINK YOU’RE A PIECE OF CRAP THAT’S WORTH PLAYING THE BEAUTIFUL GAME OF BASKETBALL.
Whatchu got there? Aww… a wittle bitty spread sheet with wittle numbews and fowmulas. How cute…
I GOT A 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER WHO PLAYS WITH SPREADSHEETS TOO!
Coach is here to tell you that all that crap you’ve been reading about with PER and +/- numbers is a bunch of bull! The only spreadsheets I look at are in a man’s eyes.
LeBron James wants it more. He used to not want it. This was about two years ago when he got beat by that team in Dallas that has a wittle pony for their mascot. HE WAS A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A WORTHLESS MAN!
But you could see it in his eyes. With each game he won, the evidence became clearer. Why do you think he won? Do you think he “worked hard and improved on his defense and spent long hours in the gym?”
BULL! HE WANTED IT MORE!
Here’s a photo for proof! The pic on the left is in Cleveland when he was pathetic. The pic on the right is in Miami when he was slightly less pathetic.
Now I come to Kevin Durant. Seems like a sweet boy who likes cookies and ice cream, if you ask me.
THIS AIN’T COOKIES AND ICE CREAM! THIS IS BASKETBALL AND FRANKLY, I DON’T SEE THE WANT THAT THIS GUY HAS NEEDED TO WIN.
I’m starting to see glimmers of hope – with his ejections and technical fouls and what not. HOWEVER — I’VE ALSO SEEN GLIMMERS OF HOPE WITH MY EX WIFE BUT SHE STILL LIVES WITH STUPID KYLE.
The guy is a joke! How many Under Armour “Ultra-cool” tees do you think Kyle owns?
I OWN NINE!
Back to basketball… If Durant wants to win – he needs to quit working on his late game execution, stop practicing his defensive adjustments, and do away with looking at film to find better spacing on the floor.
SAY IT WITH ME KIDS – HE’S GOTTA WANT IT MORE.
STUDY FILM ON LEBRON. YOU’LL SEE!
There’s all the proof the your pathetic eyes need. Look how he decides to dunk it like a guy who wants to be the best.
So in conclusion: rings = want / no rings = pathetic excuse who doesn’t care about anything and probably hates America.
LEBRON WANTS IT!