Avery Johnson’s New Years Resolutions

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Avery Johnson has a lot of free time now. Time he could use to accomplish his New Years Resolutions. Here are some he should consider.

- Be the new voice of the CarFax Car Fox
- Help Bruce Bowen pick out bow-ties
- Do an odd couple All State commercial with this guy (link to picture of All State black guy with deep voice)
- Teach son how to spell
- Start baking more
- Figure out who this “Kendrick Lamar” guy is that everyone keeps talking about
- Teach son how to take pictures with rappers other than Drake
- Call Damon Stoudemire and troll him for saying he could never win a ring
- See Silver Linings Playbook AND TAKE NOTES THROUGHOUT
- Teach son basic grammar
- Write book on how to piss off point guards
- Finally start watching Breaking Bad
- Thank son for his loyalty
- Call Popovich and have him whisper sweet nothings in his ear
- Try to meet Tim Riggins
- Look into the possibility of rebooting the Alvin and the Chipmunks franchise
- Voice all the Chipmunks in the previously mentioned franchise reboot
- Remind everyone that the powers that be in New Jersey actually think that team is a title contender

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