Avery Johnson’s New Years Resolutions

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Avery Johnson has a lot of free time now. Time he could use to accomplish his New Years Resolutions. Here are some he should consider.

– Be the new voice of the CarFax Car Fox
– Help Bruce Bowen pick out bow-ties
– Do an odd couple All State commercial with this guy (link to picture of All State black guy with deep voice)
– Teach son how to spell
– Start baking more
– Figure out who this “Kendrick Lamar” guy is that everyone keeps talking about
– Teach son how to take pictures with rappers other than Drake
– Call Damon Stoudemire and troll him for saying he could never win a ring
– See Silver Linings Playbook AND TAKE NOTES THROUGHOUT
– Teach son basic grammar
– Write book on how to piss off point guards
– Finally start watching Breaking Bad
– Thank son for his loyalty
– Call Popovich and have him whisper sweet nothings in his ear
– Try to meet Tim Riggins
– Look into the possibility of rebooting the Alvin and the Chipmunks franchise
– Voice all the Chipmunks in the previously mentioned franchise reboot
– Remind everyone that the powers that be in New Jersey actually think that team is a title contender

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