Anthony Davis is really really fun to watch.
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My Self Summary
I play for the New Orleans Pelicans. I am really really good. I also am a huge Top Chef fan.
What I am doing with my life
You know, straight balling. Blocking shots. Rebounding Basketballs. I really want to be paired with another great player. I am doing amazing things with an ok team. Will you be that other player?
I am really good at
Basketball. Specifically blocking fools and grabbing the rock (cool name for a basketball) I also know a lot about cooking. I love Top Chef!
The first thing people notice about me is
Probably my brow. Elso I’m 6’10 but thats probably 2nd to my brow. I love my unibrow and I am trying to make it a thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Uhhhh Top Chef?? Also books on basketball. And movies about two awesome dudes teaming up like Lethal Weapon or Wedding Crashers. I am just looking for another dude to go to war with me. Please? The Pelicans could be so good if I had a great guard!
The 6 things I could never do without
My 5 teammates and TOP CHEF. But seriously I am good guy and love my teammates – but think of how awesome it would be if I had better teammates? Like even just one really great player. It might be you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Basketball and how to get better at basketball. And how awesome it would be if I had a tag team partner. And how Restaurant Wars is a poor way to determine who should pack their knives and go home.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing basketball or chilling with my teammates – who I love but also I wouldn’t be against adding one other really good teammate.
The most positive thing I am willing to admit
I am a realist who can see the writing on the wall but feels like I am in a sensitive position.
You should message me if
You are an NBA player who is an all star and has the ability to be transcendent and wants to play with the best young big man in the game. Please- think of the fun we could have! But I do love my teammates.