It’s election day! We got to thinking, whichever candidate wins, they’ll need some hard working cabinet members. Why not consider professional basketball players? Here are the lead candidates for each department
Department of the Defense: Tyson Chandler
Department of Justice – Matt Barnes
Department of Agriculture: Chris Kaman
Department of Commerce: Kevin Garnett
Department of Labor: Kobe Bryan
Department of Interior: Serge Ibaka
Department of Health: Steve Nash
He will have us all on sugar free diets in no time.
Department of Transportation: Russell Westbrook
He can move from one place to the other faster than anyone you know. That’s what this position is all about, right?
Department of Energy: Nick Collison
Department of Education: Greg Popivich
White House Spokesperson: Jason Terry
He’s a talker…
United States Trade Representative: Chris Gatling
Been traded 8 times in his career. Poor guy.
— HAPPY ELECTION DAY—