11 Things You Didn’t Know About Rondo

  1. Rajon Rondo has no fingerprints and often says things like “I mean, we’ve all thought about how to commit the perfect murder, right?”
  2. Rajon Rondo’s favorite movie is The Lion King but he thinks Scar is the hero
  3. Rajon Rondo hates people so much he made his posse members shirts that say “this dude hates people” with an arrow
  4. Rajon Rondo sometimes goes to Subway, hands the cashier 25 bucks and says the next five footlongs are on me. Then he winks, which is honestly pretty creepy.
  5. Rondo will sometimes sit in coffee shops for hours, just working on his connect four game
  6. Rondo wrote a book of poems called “I know why the Caged Bird Completely Hates Danny Ainge”
  7. Rondo practices with his whip every day, in case he ever has to fight Indiana Jones
  8. Rondo’s backyard is a historically accurate reconstruction of the backyard of the guy who invented McRib’s.
  9. Rondo coined the phrase “the journey of a thousand steps starts with several tentative jogging paces and a drink of water”
  10. Rondo has a “beef chart” in which e writes down anyone who’s ever slighted him, first by date, and then by quality of beef.
  11. Once an elderly man with whom Rondo had beef had to go to the hospital and Rondo paid his medical bills to keep the beef alive, because he can’t live without beef.

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